a blog post for tommorow.

seek for the last word,

that can be the end of this blog,

but there only one words that i found;cheerio.

in other words,goodbye.
u read too much but understand too little buddy.

goodbye!

post-mendacious.

this is for you; gasbag,
for all those your crap,
for vanish my broken-heart,
for my future/my happiness/your satisfied.

sceawung/viewing from my eagðyrl/window.

happy-friendly-fire friends,

fracod and heard; only that i can say.

p/s: taste my fried tahi hidung.

lange; thank god she gone.

for a long time,
i "crush" to her,
now she's gone,

away,
away from my memories,

away from all hefigtyme falling to me!

goodbye mona.

enjoy your ride,

with your old train.

here your ticket.

now you leaving,

bye-bye stinky.

reading, redeem and sleeping.

squash my brain,
and squatted on a plain,
they all change,
it never be same.

joice is restraint,
just grieve is remain.

now im alone,
she is gone,
writting this poem,
with wretched and woebegone ;)

you grievous so with mischievious.

what a baffle day,
out with her,
yeah we have fun.

when i was there,
i cant feel,
that she conceal case from me.

when i wasnt there,
i can feel,
something that;

insincere, deceitful, treacherous or disloyal.
in other words,
u curang eh?

no i didn't cling to she call me,
but atleast just text me,
text me something honey,

not with other lads.

who you should call dunderhead in dulcet voice even she/he is your very apprehend buddy or should you just shut up with anxiety full of skulduggery?

he or she?

goodbye MJ.

chap who sang pop,
and we dance to his humoresque,
such enliven song,
today folk,
he gone,
and we grieve with black dress.

despite he defunct,
bus his lilt,
still irradiate to our heart ;)

au revoir micheal jackson 1958~2009

hatheart from his modern-heart.

my bag im carrying containing someone heart,
in the someone heart,
containing such a beautiful sweet memory,
and feelings.

If there lots of sweet memory with her,
the bag that i carrying become light,
if there lots of bad memory such a fight,
my bag will be heavy full of revenge.

my shoulder need a light bag,
my bag need a sweet heart,
and sweet heart inside needed to full of happy and joyfull,
and with that i can carrying my bag with happiness ;)

love u stinky.

the ge-recednis of flip flops and french fries.

flip flops,
they use when needed,
cove your foot,
from all dirts,
and leave it when it done.

french fries,
they eat it when starving,
make your stomach happy,
and your face will spot whith smile,
and it will stay in your stomach,
till you berak.

same as your love,
is it like flip flops?
is it like french fries?

just one thing i'll say,
your loves cant seem thru your eyes,
but in heart?
who knows?

credit to zuley ;P

gas bag or ballon?

she, she and she,
only one of them,
that make me feel warm in her hug.

but she already,
have a good warm hug,
have a pretty pure warm-liking.

so what surpose i am?
little boy with the stollen sweetheart?
or bigger boy with stoled sweetheart?

help me now, help me bby,
take me away,
far from this ideology.

yeah, yeah i know,
im just a kid in dying,
sojourn on your bombshell looks ;)

but there is one thing,
you are not my friend,
you are my frendscipe.

my lullaby, i taught u was right.

dreaming while lying,
and spoke via vim,

our future?
yeah,haikal and fiona.

stare at your text,
over and over,

my feelings?
feel such in rodor.

but there is one thing i dont know,
that block our happiness,

your lads?
i hate him.

bombshell sweetheart or burning hair.

now i can't demand,
now there two foldweg,

stay with my darling,
with tired jury-rigged with happiness,

stay far from my darling,
with bald and book far with her,

what can i do?

pardon me bibeh,
but this what i taught,

she force me,
to love her in jelousy,

make me mardy,
and sometimes,

i feel so hard to close with her heart.

im a weak lads,
please punch me harder,

put me some sarnes,
and drive me drown,

let me suicide,
leave in moldern,

im sorry N, please kill me :')

sceatt and my frendscipe.

i am a mildheortnes-beorn,
that what can i call for myself,
turn a friend to a feond,
turn my heart just for her.

pretty bad youngster,
for a beautous lassie.

her beautiful,
illuminated toward to thou heart,
but loyal and leasung,
can't be see thru your eyes.

credit to dila ;)

lullaby for lumbago.

yeah, she so hot.

so damn hot.

tapi sikit-sikit gaduh,

hal kecik pn na majuk.

p/s:ssah la mcm neh.

Flummox.

Happy brthday to you,
happy brthday to you,
happy brthday to zaihisham,
happy brthday to you :')

sing alone to mirror.

pukimak korang.

Harini ah birthday aku yg pling fucker skali,

dorg amek simcard aku, mcm lncaw. Ingt na wat lawak ah tu.

Aku dah ckp na cll awek aku mlm neh. Tpi dorg da amek. Na wat cmmana.

Buto kaw! Gi mati ah korg.

She dare, she dull and she die.

Super dare-ling,
she may say,
slow-stupidity poem,
so bored, so gay.

Be my dull-ling,
beseech to her ears,
by mouth or by heart,
beat my darling, yeah be my die-ling.

Throw thou,
thru post-modern-lads,
then see thee role,
till we gasping.

Till we defunct.

Till ya gone.

spaceman.

hors-d'ouvre in her inbox,
coax by flummox,
of idiocy-ilk.

waiting for her spaceman?
who are her spaceman?

benevolent and all his badinage,
bind with jury-rigged,
of mendacious and mercenary,

waiting for her spaceman?
who are her spaceman?

camisole applicable with her paraphernalia,
she's broken-illuminating-neckles,
and her flourescent bracelet,

did her left the restaurant?
where did spaceman bereft?

twaddle and twitch like twerp,
push her chair twofold with pick her gucci bag,
and whobeknown?

she left the restaurant,
she left the spaceman.

vox-pop

Base on the title,
vox-pop mean;
a choice follows by
midst of people say
and they critics
towards your desicion
and its will be selected
by majority answer
from people even fellows
and push all negative
follow by positive meaners
to their choice.
Question,
is it vox-pop
need in our life and love
even job and joke circulation?
Thou decide rangers.

Anglo-saxon

Hither,
what i say base on my opinion
to pore over
midst of people maeners
on they role as a couple.
For me, the words of couple
just have a simple meaning;
to happy be too sad
and to breakup wax end whence its start.

Trow, she is my last couple.
Name nabilahh.
Easy-to-mardy-grumpy-heart lassie.
Hope there she loves
me till i defunct
not she love me
until she say
i dont love you.

Goodbye, goodnight sweetie.

sorryhoney.

Sory for all i say and do to u, all i say about other las isn't true. Caress with other dame? Hah. All i want, just caress and cuddle with u nabilah. Trust me.

guruh dah ada, hujannya mana?

Haihh,

dah pukul 5pagi.

Xtdo lgi.

Bodo pnya azfa.

Dah subuh dah pn.

haha.

Clairvoyance

Terjaga pukul 3pagi,
tgk 4org xtdo lgi.
Tgh maen carrom.
Aku pi la bsuh muke,
mnum air 100plus,
rply msg dila, papa, ruby,
pastu online jap.
Mula2 online mood ok je,
pas online!
saket ati gle bca blog ngan ms bdak tu.

Hish!

Xlama sket dorg maen permainan 'spirit of coin'.
Gle babi, brgerak syiling tu.
Gerak2 trus no 7.
Aku pn xtaw asal.
Then lma sket dorg suruh home.
Huh.
Seram..

black blieg.

Pening la, na muntah. Nabilah cpat dtg!

cake and coke.

Hri neh hri jdi mmbr aku.
Tpi asal aku yg pling bnyk kne tepung!
Ah! Lawak gle.
Rmbut da mcm org tua dah,
kne tepung bnyk sngt.
Seronok jgak.
Tpi penat mmbsuh bju sluar beg yg kne tepung.

p/s: kalaw ari jadi aku xtaw ah mcm mana.

Ring, rang. Telefon berbunyi :)

9pm onwards,
she called me,
with her rithe-lazy-mardy
and her scummy reord,
just make me feel dont care,
that summat goes around,
'cos there just one thing,
that spinning around in my hige;
thank god,
she called me
and i miss her voice.
I love u nabilah,
thank you darling :')

thousand rangers like me before.

Higgledy-piggledy dirty manners,
for ya,
its not easy to bertukar,
twofold aggrumentative,
fram others damn-lads,
but, the rangers always hicgan,
there still other rangers betweox us,
that think hilca as us,
they habits and how he/she roles.
be my rangers darling.

You all are bad woman.

Oh yeah, she is bad woman,
and she is a vampire,
suck all dirty damn blood,
to satisfied thee lust,
yeah you really a bad woman,
bad woman,
bad woman,
and bad vampire.

Danger ranger.

Oh no! Oh my!
Am i a danger ranger?
Or just a stricture with stride.
Walking at five-foot way while thinking of her.
How can i meet her?
My heart stop working,
as someone has choked,
with his badly angry and despicable manners.
Pull some money for sundae in sunday,
to allay and vanish all woebegone,
that hiding in my feeling-of-vox-pop.
So on this case wont over,
if i am danger ranger.

Some one please save me.

Holger nielson and silvester.

Feohtan with her, eft and again, stop and ge-restan for a while from contact her for this couple weeks, and now, only "pokemon ruby" can calm my bloody burning heart feeling from all prob, what i want now, just please honey, dont be so cruel. (aku tlis blog neh pkai enset N70 fuad je kut!)

120 foolscalp book.

malam semalam aku mimpi kissing ngan dia.

wuhuu!

nak taw sapa?

ada ah!

10% sober then fake sozzled

1)she sleep at her bff shoulder
2)they will hold their hand together
3)then they cuddles
4)and they caress
5)lastly she left me
6)left me alone.

SHE ROLE SHIT

she talking shit
and role like a shit
because shit is she
and she is shit.

what wrong with the shit?
she shout at the shit
ya will never like shit
because shit is shit.

who told ya that she is shit
dont ya dare oint your finger at shit
and u will never see this shit
'cos she already eat that shit.

smell it, touch it feel this shit
thats what she role her shit
why she really like that shit
'cos his manner really like shit.

p/s: give me some liquor!

Sunday and the full of sweet memory will be..

Her name is nabilah. Pretty sweet and naughty. Today, she accept my propose, only via phone! I love u!

converse on chap stuff.

waktu: lepas isya'
venue: dalam bilik aku.

iman: dulu abah simpan rambut baper lama?
abah: 4tahun.
iman: gile lama!
aku: abah simpan ah lagi rambut panjang.
abah: takmboh la, macam xlawa jer.
aku: cool apa, pakai pulak ngan skinny koyak kat lutut ngan jaket en.
abah: huuuu..
abah: tapi abah na jugak la smpan rambut panjang last sbelum mati :)

serius..terharu.

120% rest is over.

6april/monday, starting my new life,
no more lightly despite nay-solemn,
but 100% concentrate on study.
I miss my friends;
fay, kurn, maswan, wan, paan, alip, daus,
nabilah, erina, az bla-bla.

darn!

april fool.

lupe pulak april fool smlm,

bukan ada apa-apa pun.

haha.

RAIN/RAINING/RAINED.

in a downpour and cloudburst,

she told me,

she was in grieve,

grumpy and impression,

can't enrisage,

what she means by grieve.

Is it about her old flame,

or olden-obnoxious-narative?

ya ya, whatever.

Big vice pert cockroach.

Its big,

In queer scary shape,

and it have very bad behaviour,

always appear juncture in nay inpropriate time.

But, don't worry, i already have my own weapon.

a cup! shut it and leave it,

till morning, my mom will throw away the damn cockroach,

that i leave in the cup.

you'll never defeated me!

crap little insect.

iman: bodoh!
iman: lipas dah terlepas!
aku: kepala hotak kaw!
iman: hak elah, dah terlepas nak buat cmane.

Membacaseni lah sangat.

pejam celik, pejam celik,

rambut sudah pendek.

bodoh pnya iman.

doubletroublebubble.blogspot.com

Provoke dusk.

This ode outcome with one bait antecedent, two bait clarification follow by one bait lid on night of the day occurrence/sajak ini berkesudahan dgn 1 stanza pendahuluan 2 stanza penjelasan diikuti 1 stanza penutup pada malam hari kejadian.

Awan yang gelap,
membayangi petang yang malap,
air yang dilemparkan,
bergugusan dan berderai.

Broken heart feeling,
ennui came and bare all enragement,
thats remand in obsolescent heart,
nay-known, bewilder and mardy-grumpy,

Ketandusan jelas bangkit,
menggigil jari-jemari, terkujur badan,
mesin perasaan dan pemikiran rasional menjadi basi,
dan..kenapa semua ini haru berlaku?

Maybe, reminisce of nostalgia,
about my gullible atitude and low-grumption,
try to emend and pore over myself
via vis-a-vis to mirror with full of vim.

mundane, exhausted and full of tanda soal.

Ahh.. (merebahkan kepala di kamar, mendongak ker pintu dan mencari yang tak pasti).

tiba-tiba rasa penat gile, bosan dan gelisah.

Dalam aku merenung, macam-macam yang aku fikir.

1)apa aku na jadi besar nnt?
2)na masuk ker xnak kolej kat kuala selangor tu?
3)na mandi ke x nak?
4)dah baper lama aku xmandi?
5)lagu apa neh?
6)bile nabilah boleh klua ha?
7)apa cerita best arini?
8)asal banyak sngt rambut gugur neh?
9)dah baper lama xpegy rumah maswan?
10)fay marah kat aku ker?
11)esok pagi2 na wat apa ah?

sedang aku ber-imaginasi, tiba-tiba adek pmpuan aku ketuk dan buka pintu bilik aku.

adik: abg, kakcik na gne kamus biru.
aku: ha? na wat gapo?
adik: kakcik na gne untuk keje skola dia.
adik: nnt adek pulang balek lpas gne.
aku: hmm.. ambik la.

bangunku dari lena, menggenggam batang berdakwat hitam, menulis sebuah sketsa yg bertajuk;

Mundane, exhausted and full of tanda soal.

commodore 64.

aimen piss: aku tgh blaja pakai commodore 64
aimen piss: bapak r
Zai Hisham: haha
Zai Hisham: pc ker?
mikrorobotmen: interface die cam command prompt
mikrorobotmen: die computer lame
Zai Hisham: wow
Zai Hisham: na jgaj
Zai Hisham: send ah
mikrorobotmen: die sebiji computer dowh
mikrorobotmen: nak send camne
Zai Hisham: hah?
Zai Hisham: hahahha
Zai Hisham: gempak gile
Zai Hisham: cool gile!
Zai Hisham: mana kaw dapat?
mikrorobotmen: hahaha
mikrorobotmen: zaman tuk kaduk
mikrorobotmen: kaat kolej aku
Zai Hisham: perh!
Zai Hisham: fucker gle
aimen piss: aku pakai je r
Zai Hisham: gempak eh
mikrorobotmen: ko search r kat google
mikrorobotmen: commodore 64
mikrorobotmen: mantap
mikrorobotmen: die leh jadi keyboard 8 bit

sedang aku meng-search commodore64.

Zai Hisham: dah tgk dah
Zai Hisham: giler stail!
Zai Hisham: babi!
Zai Hisham: gempak gile!
mikrorobotmen: hahahah
Zai Hisham: sumpah best sial
mikrorobotmen: bese je

babi pnya aimen.

Apliance, mental impression and rejoice.

This is a manual for how to do an essay/metre/metricalor sama waktu dgnnya.

For me,what i need is;

1) 0.5mm papermates®griproller pen/black
2) A school notebook.
3) 0.5% usage of brain.
4) 110% hand applied.

5) and the others base on your
talent/creative/handwritting skills.

credit to nabilahh ;)

damn dame.

weyh perempuan,

ko bajet kaw rockstar sngt ker sial,

bajet blaja percussion, siap amek klas lagi.

kaw pikir kaw bagus sangat ker?

aduh! apasal sial aku kenal perempuan mcm kaw neh,

menyesal ngan kecewa ah member ngan kaw.
fucker!

Madamemoiselle grostesque and monsieur bovient.

Throught i alive,
so many folks/people/human mien and manners,
in loving each other,
that make me feel so dumps and frustrated,
some of them perfunctory,
and the others too solemn.

What for they loving each other?
for gratification?
or the dame have any sordid towards their lad?

Hyposrisy can be seem by,
they behaviour and words,
leave in the lurch, dewy-eyed,
it's very non compos mentis!
full of harlot and biatch.

Im expect those who read this blog,
also own one of any bad manners.

But dont be so dumps brat,
not all of you behave like that right?

so more over and pore over about yourself behaviour & manners.

Desirous to caress with her.

She the one,
who always accompanies,
and take care of me,
via phones.

Lives in kuala lumpur,
study in form 3,
diminutive little face and cool hair cut,
demure and full of pride.

Thats all the hint.

Au revoir!

Juxtaposition with attainment of what was desire.

Hoi-polloi obligatory firm in one allegiance to his kingdom via sacrifice and elated by it folk. Despite your good deeds it just never be seem by maharaja and well-known people. But we all folk esteem and respect your deed.

proud to be MALAYSIAN.

Billy boils bonhomie.

Billy is a boy,
who love a dame,
that double aged from him.

But thats not the reason,
that billy can't love this dame,
but, is the dame love him back?

No she not,
the dame already have a lads for her life,
poor billy,
and someday billy start thinking,
Is it love is really exist?

Yet billy thinking,
and now he know.

Love is just will-o'-the-wisp,
adieu love!

Did you think that why to?

GAME OVER BILLY.

Misogynister

Question, who is misogynister?
gay? you? who?
The weed and laid an little bit extacy,
and bend a little soignée nymphomaniac bitch next to you,
sure you fuck up tonight,
and if you are levity to that bitch?
Dont dare you try to talk with me.

You freak.

Randezvous with her.

When the last time did you say taht you want to see her?
When the last time did you hear her voice?
When the last time did you see her face?
When the last time did you hold her hand tightly?
And when the last time did you snuggle and kiss her?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

mull over my friends.

Defience in nugatory existance.

(I)

Wake in the morning,

looking to clock,

uh! 12 o'clock already?

it's noon!

No.. I miss the breakfast again.

(II)

Stand up, tidy up my bed,

reach the towel and walk to bathroom,

scoor my body, brush my teeth,

and..i dont need syampoo.

(III)

Finished, walking into kitchen,

open up silver-o'shiny-colour-refrigerator,

man... nothing to eat.

That's how im finished my noon.

I mean..morning.

PARANOIABELLA

Band from shah alam, cosy-sonscience song and idiomatic illusrious idiom lyrics and jovial reccuring emphasis marking rythem. Play by 4 youngster, maswan vox/rythem guitar, joe backup vox/lea-guitar, daus on bass and wan as drummer. 5song ; bellaintro, hidupku, kuala lumpur, panca indra and abstark will make thou cavort hard head-banging and nodded at their gig. They 1st EP titled "come on boys!" realesed on early march 2009 repreasent 3 song. Why you should know this band? Because you will never regret with their strong-temerity genre with vim voice whoop over and yank your non compos mentis feeling to this gutsy band.

www.myspace.com/paranoiabellasahaja

Notion of HIP-HOP (base on my opinion)

To me,
Hip-hop is a life style,
of rich and famous,
full of thugs and gangster,
ad-lib style singing,
felling head banging music,
cogitate lyrics and
beauteous art with spray can.

The way of hip-hop dress,
we can see by,
immense cloth and baggy pants,
full of opulent illuminate accessory.

Hip-hop influence in malaysia,
looks extremely great,
from old school to new school dress,
the way of dressing forge from day to day.
Event me admire with they manners.

Notwithstanding, many scene emerge,
like gothic, shuffler, punk and skin head,
hip -hop still standing high developed with
in largest popularity,

Someday,
Hip-hop scene rescrudensce,
with they largest influence,
and many people will accept, pore over and understand
the hip-hop culture in their daily life.

Tribute to my friend, Fay and Kurn.

THE BOURJUIS.

Band from kedah, The Bourjuis is taken from Bourgeois that combined with Borjuis (in malay) which mean " the middle people ". Pronounced "bour-joo-is". They have been reared on pop and rock & roll culture among the years of 1960 and present day with bandmates BEN as vox and guitar, JOE as backup vox, guitar and MATT as backup vox and bassist. plays as arcticmonkeys; garage-revival rock. This kugiran very considering in making song so thee will not bored with the lilt and candance that give u the felling to vault over people who vaunt about they rumpus-duff-indon-band. Thou will imposing with they aptitude of making song; buogant and coquet.

some article/word and history taken from band websites:

www.myspace.com/bourjuisband

This billet-doux is not for thou.

Should i say love is,
jollity and joyous?
all fake.

Dont judge me by jotter or letter,
all i wrote,
all you read,
Isn't true,
but it's full of melticolouness.

Thus my love to you,
Isn't real,
and isn't kitsch,
but it's a depression interminable,
that can't be stop,
and it must be stop.

And what i,
comprehend the meaning of warm-liking?
It's bête noire, blase and full of..
boredom.

But what i see,
you are different from other dame,
they all coquette and hypocrite.

If you sojourn on my heart,
snuggle me,
and i will spoke to you,
someone has stole my heart,
and you are the lucky one,
because,
the dame that i love is not thou.

All dame-lame are same.

Universiti Tawar Kursus Ijazah Sarjana The Beatles

5 Mac 2009 LONDON: Sebuah universiti di sini menawarkan apa yang disifatkannya sebagai kursus ijazah Sarjana Kesusasteraan pertama mengenai Beatles bagi mengkaji pengaruh kumpulan itu terhadap muzik popular dan masyarakat. Pelajar yang mengambil kursus lepasan ijazah itu di Universiti Liverpool Hope akan mengikuti empat modul 12 minggu dan dikehendaki menulis tesis. "Terdapat lebih 8,000 buku mengenai The Beatles tetapi belum ada kajian serius dari segi akademik dan itu yang kami akan tumpukan," kata ketua kursus, Mike Brocken, pensyarah kanan mengenai muzik popular. Kursus itu yang berjudul Beatles, Muzik Popular dan Masyarakat - yang juga dibuka untuk pelajar separuh masa-akan bermula September ini.

Extinction affection.

This is not a warm-liking story,
but story of someone,
That take care of me from i born.

I remember, she bought me a brolly,
matinée coat, robot, and make a roly-poly for my lunch.
Thats all old narative.

Now, she always be prig,
we fixated row, fuss and diturbance,
always called me ne'er-do-well
and lassie wildy enthusiastic.

Prior to this, we always spoke,
about my future, ambition, and my fellows.

What my attempt to win her heart,
she just condemn, despise and decry me.
But im not defeatist and give-up with my debacle,
but gradually,
My effort just seen by her,
like piece of rapscallion rag.

And glorify her mate brat infront of me!

Start from now,
I will extinction my effection to her,
and prove to her someday,
that im not the good-for-nothing youngster!

au revoir remorseless,
Im really disappointed with your manner,
'cos called me "despicable-lads"

MONSIEUR BENEVOLENT

He taught me everything,
always bolster my opinion,
Understand my manner,
And i love him,
till i defunct,
and if i die,
in heaven, i will aprise to all,
that im proud, be his son.
Thank you for all your good deeds dad.

MOHD ZAWAWI B. HAJI DERAMAN.

ARCTIC MONKEYS (in bahasa kebangsaan)

Arctic monkeys sebuah band "English indie rock" yg berasal dari High Green yg terletak di pinggir kota Sheffield. Ditubuhkan pada 2002, pada mulanya mereka terdiri daripada 5 org ahli. Alex Turner (guitar), Glyn Jones (vokalis), Jamie Cook (guitar), Nicholson (bass, backing vocal) dan Matt Helders (drums, backing vocals). selepas single pertama mereka beberapa bulan kemudaian Glyn Jones keluar drpd band, Ini pula menurut artikel didalam tabloid UK The Sun-sebelum mereka bermain di gig2-Glyn Jones yg bersekolah di Stocksbridge High School iaitu vokalis band tersebut berkata yg dia dan Alex menjadi bosan selepas peperiksaan GCSE mereka dan mereka mula menulis lagu tentang geek di tahun mereka belajar dan dia memberitahu bahawa dia menjadi vokalis band itu kerana Alex betul2 tidak sombong dan tidak sedar brtapa bagusnya suara dia sendiri...dia cuma gembira brmain gitarnya. Bagaimana pn Jones berkata dia "did not have the dedication to take it any further... to me we were just a gang of kids messing around because we were bored." Tetapi ada laporan daripada mereka yg menamakan diri mereka Helders' uncle's band, mengaku bahawa laporan itu adalah palsu dengan menyatakan "we made that up ‘cause we got so many people asking us that in the UK, so we just started making stories up" Dengan itu dia cuma tiada perasaan untuk menceritakan perkara yg sebenar dan sebab itu dia harus menipu. Dan kini ahli-ahli band terdiri daripada Alex Turner (vokalis,guitar), Jamie Cook (guitar), Nick o'Malley (bass, backing vocal) dan Matt Helders (drums, backing vocals).Arctic monkey berjaya mencapai carta dengan single pertama mereka "I bet you look good on the dancefloor"dimana lagu tersebut menjadi nombor satu di UK Single Chart. Kemunculan pertama album mereka "Whatever people say i am, That's what i'm not, dipasarkan pada januari 2006, menjadi fastest-selling debut album di dalam sejarah muzik british. Dengan jelas mengatasi Oasis. Dengan itu mereka mendapat 2 anugerah iaitu 2006 Mercury Prize dan 2007 BRIT Award untuk album terbaik. Album kedua mereka pula, "Favourite worse nightmare" dipasarkn pada 23 April 2007, berjaya dijual sebanyak 225,000 salina untuk minggu yg pertama dan dicalonkan sebagai 2007 Mercury Prize. Arctic Monkeys juga juga dipilih untuk Best British Album dan Best British Group at the BRIT Award pada 2008. Arctic Monkey juga mencapai kejayaan dengan bantuan demo tapes yg dibuat olen peminat-peminat mereka. Mereka telah dikenali sebagai "the first acts to come to the public attention via the Internet" diamana pengulas mengagak mereka membuktikan kebolehan mereka mengubah cara dalam mempromosikn band baru. Pada akhirnya Arctic Monkeys menanda tangani syarikat record label bebas, Domino Records.

ARCTIC MONKEYS

Along with Andy Nicholson and Matt Helders, Turner attended Stocksbridge High School,and together with his neighbour Jamie Cook, formed Arctic Monkeys in 2002. From his time working at the bar in local concert venues, Turner was "really annoyed by bands coming on and saying 'We've got CDs at the back for sale - three pounds each'... you'd think 'Fuck off, who do you think you are?". On this basis, Arctic Monkeys gave away free demo CDs at their gigs. Turner is believed to have started learning guitar because of the band that was one of his main influences, Oasis. Turner has always been the band's main songwriter, and his observations of inner city England have drawn comparisons to The Streets' frontman Mike Skinner.However, Turner has admitted that during the early days of the band "nobody wanted to admit they wrote the lyrics so we kept trying other singers so they'd do it for us." Despite enjoying songwriting, Turner shied away from acknowledgment because he "didn't want to have piss took out of him!"However, he has suggested that he has always enjoyed songwriting and that since getting his guitar, has spent most of his spare moments penning new lyrics, as "that’s what he'd feel comfortable doing".Describing the manner in which he constructs his lyrics, Turner says "I'll think about something and I'll be writing, penning something down and I'll keep building on that. The best stuff comes when I’ve got a melody and a rhythm so I know how many syllables each line is going to have and then build it up from there, and make it a whole thing, and try and pay attention to every aspect"

Spruce soignée matured dame in blue dress that I insuferable to batten her heart.

First time that I saw her,

Yeah Im quite abide

like a fogey flummox

and pent in shabbier heart shape.

But in my mind,

thinking something that will-o'-the-wisp.

Of course I want to liaise with her,

not enough in myspace.

I want her number!

But im to quail to ask her number.

'Cos she already have her prising life partner,

and surelly she pleased

with what she have now

and of course

I have a little conversation with her

but base on quid pro quo.

Surelly bathos!

when I know,

she really sociable in condour situation

that invitable by man

who is fucking dreary

and envy with her-lads 'cos ain't to bet his style n famous.

But, what for i want her number?

To impair they realationship?

or to flaunt infront of my friend?

But i wish to be her friend,

someday..

(yah! confident! but full of groan!)

My former sweetheart love me back?

Did she really love me back?
not easy to bear this feeling to her,
de facto she my first collen,
that make me feels,
how beauteos love is.
But, I ommited her,
this occured,
because of my fucking fellows,
spoke and assume rubbish at her.
I know she dissimiliar from other lassie,
joie de vivre, hoyden and samg-froid.
But thats not the reason,
that i should not love her!
And now she back,
I reckon that is my 2nd chance,
to love her in idyll and trustworthy.